Comments on: To Build a Fence

By: Th.

Th. — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:23:55 +0000

I had heard that one before, but it wasn’t about Mormons. I think it actually works better with Mormons….

By: William Morris

William Morris — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:19:33 +0000

BTW, I like how casually morbid Laura’s joke is.

By: Luisa Perkins

Luisa Perkins — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 22:51:15 +0000

Oh, yes. #17 works.

By: MoJo

MoJo — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:57:01 +0000

10% a year.

I laughed.

By: Wm Morris

Wm Morris — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:33:40 +0000

A better one:

What’s the difference between secret and sacred?

10% a year.

By: Th.

Th. — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 15:28:00 +0000

lol

By: Wm Morris

Wm Morris — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:29:27 +0000

Secret makes you smell good; sacred makes people suspect you smell bad.

By: Theric Jepson

Theric Jepson — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 04:24:11 +0000

No, see, that’s a good joke. Very clever.

And Bradly — isn’t it a little too late for you to build a fence?

By: Bradly Baird

Bradly Baird — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:00:26 +0000

It occurs to me that the above joke could be taken as tasteless by some. If that is the case, I apologize. My brain has just never had the ability to censor itself with respect to Mormondom. I suppose that is why I spent so much time in the Standards office while I was at BYU – SIGH!

By: Theric Jepson

Theric Jepson — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:53:23 +0000

Re JL #7: Brilliant. Just as good as anything I wrote.

It’s curious, being removed from a work by ten years. MM hardly even feels like something I would write.

Here’s a riddle that needs a good punchline:

What’s the difference between secret and sacred?